Mission Statement EP

by Powerpoint (tm)

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Shawn M. Long PowerpointTM is such a solid hardcore band, with such a silly concept, and I love that! Favorite track: Powerlunch.
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released July 13, 2010

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Track Name: Corporate Consulting
• This is Trevor.
• This is Don.
• Here’s J and Charles.
• My name’s Sean.

• We are here to bring the rock fucking back!
• These numbers are low;
• Your goals are way off track!
• GO!!!!

• Look at you just slacking off You're off track!
• It's time to bring some proven results back!
• Bring 'em back!

• Your expectations, they are too low!
• You're too lax!
• It's time to learn how to put on a show!!!

• Let's fucking GO!!!!
Track Name: One Click Away
• Standing strong and staying true, In my heart I know it's all I can do
• I've got to see inside what's real, If I'm going to close the McClellan deal

• Come in early and staying late. Thinking out of the box and thinking straight!
• Christmas bonus, just one sale away…Company match my 401K…
• ONE CLICK AWAY!!!

• Looking back, I remember when - Making coffee, sorting the mail bin
• But now I'm on top, holding onto my pride. With a Pentium 3, and Intel inside

• Color the background, navy and white, sales forecast bullets fly in from right
• Making my point, staying on track: Format -> Font -> Gill Sans Extra Fucking Black!!!!!
• ONE CLICK AWAY!!!
Track Name: Sexual Harassment
Hey! Mr. Boss man. You ain’t the boss of me, man.You think I don’t know what you meant? (WHAT’D HE SAY?) You gotta be friendly if you wanna get ahead. I know (I know!) Know what you fucking meant. I’ll have your license, this is Sexual Harassment! Hey! Mr. Boss man. You ain’t the boss of me, man.You think I don’t know what you meant? (WHAT’D HE SAY?) You gotta be friendly if you wanna get ahead. I know (I know!) Know what you fucking meant. I’ll have your license, this is Sexual Harassment! Yeah! Appreciate me for my intelligence. Make your own fucking coffee I’ve got a Master’s Degree! Stop staring at my chest, Get your hands off my sensible pants suit!! I’m gonna tell your wife. I Know what you fucking meant.
I’ll have your license, this is Sexual Harassment!
Track Name: Microsoft Outook
> Through the screen I see the light!
> My calendar tells me what’s day and night.
> Meetings, goals, emails inside.
> Little paperclip guy I just can’t fucking hide!
> But that’s just ME!!!!
> That’s the way I live.
> My OUTLOOK online…
> Is POSITIVE…ly AWESOME!!
> IT’S!!
> MY!!!
> MICROSOFT OUTLOOK™
> !!!
> IT’S!!!
> MY!!!
> MICROSOFT OUTLOOK™! (online)
> So why should I minimize?
> And have my window not showing?
> When my inbox is not just full…
> But fucking overflowing!!!
> But that’s just Me!!!!
> That’s the way I live.
> My OUTLOOK online…
> Is POSITIVE…ly FUCKING AWESOME!!
Track Name: Powerlunch
• I don’t have time.
• Gotta eat fast.
• Need to get back or it’s my ass.
• Powerlunch
• Powerlunch
• Powerlunch
Track Name: The Letters We Live By (TLWLB)
CEO / PDF / EOD / SOD / Q&A / R&D
SOW / AND DIY!

These are the letters we live by.
Words turned into abbreviations.
These are the letters we die by.
For ease of communication.

POC?? / IPO / FYI / DBA / AOB / TBD
ROI / B2B
AND GIVE ME MY PTO...ASAP!

GO!!!
Track Name: What's The Point? (Power Point!)
The system is working and so are we
This is what you get with a college degree
We're fiscally sound, financially straight
Owning my own house is really fucking great

An army is on the rise in their polos and their khakis
Schooling all the bosses and the rookie intern lackies
What's the point? Power Point!

So, I've always heard that the kids will have their say
But fucking adults are the ones who will get paid
Got three letters to make some change
Not XXX but MBA

An army is on the rise in their polos and their khakis
Schooling all the bosses and the rookie intern lackies
What's the point? Power Point!

Ya know, I've always heard that the best way to not worry about money is to fucking have it.
So, this one goes out to all those shooting for an early retirement.

What's the point? Power Point!